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trencher On March 01, 2008




Hades, California
#1New Post! Oct 24, 2005 @ 03:41:19
(1)-"The only thing that really bugs me about televised football coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they're talking about.

I mean, I'm not a sexist person, but a woman has no business being down there trying to make some comment about a football game."
--Andy Rooney,"60 Minutes" commentator

(2)-Q: How many men does it take to mop a floor?

A:None. It's a woman's job.

(3)-Q: How are women like paper cups?

A: Both are disposeable.

(4)-Q: Did you hear that they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter?

A: Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

(5)-Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?

A: So they can piss and moan at the same time.

(6)-Q: Why do women like intelligent men?

A: Opposites attract.

(7)-Feminists are o.k., I just don't want my sister to marry one!

(8)-Q: How do you blind a woman?

A: Put a windshield in front of her face.

(9)-Would you give to the kingdom two houses? Yes. Would yoU give two cars? Yes. Would you give two horses? No. Why not? I have two horses.
--A woman interviwed by a Bishop.

(10)-"There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.
--Humphrey Bogart

(11)-Q: What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?

A: Slap that woman!!
--Unknown

(12)-Curiousity: An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or not the woman is cursed is one of the most active ad insatiable passions of the masculine soul.
--Ambrose Bierce


DONE
reiko On March 27, 2006

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New York, New York
#2New Post! Oct 24, 2005 @ 03:45:38
You voted for Bush lol
mouzyrat On October 02, 2007




miami, Florida
#3New Post! Oct 24, 2005 @ 05:45:33
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
curvy_n_sweet On April 28, 2006




Tampa, Florida
#4New Post! Oct 24, 2005 @ 05:56:05
Die
garnet On January 28, 2006




, Pennsylvania
#5New Post! Oct 24, 2005 @ 06:11:33
i think trencher hates women, this is what, his sixth or seventh sexist post...
wildemallory On October 05, 2010




Rapid City, South Dakota
#6New Post! Oct 05, 2010 @ 05:26:32
I have a good one... Might have been all the testosterone surrounding me in the gym

What is the modern name for a hooker?
A to-go-box
Pay for it, fill it up, and send it on its way!
Man_Of_Steel On December 12, 2011




Perth, Australia
#7New Post! Oct 05, 2010 @ 05:29:28
I enjoy women and there company... Most guys tend to piss me off though...
fresk On March 14, 2011

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, District of Columbia
#8New Post! Nov 15, 2010 @ 08:41:06
i do not think so there are any sexiest women in world,

it is the biggest insult of women
Electric_Banana On November 07, 2024




, New Zealand
#9New Post! Nov 15, 2010 @ 08:43:27
Who dug up all the dead people?
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